【520英文祝福语】愚人节英文祝福语

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　　1.-Whatthedayisittoday?

　　-TodayisAprilfools"day.

　　-Oh!youarewrongtodayisMarchthe31th.Ifyoudon"tbelievemepleasepickupthecalendar.

　　-Oh!itisreallyAprilfools"day.

　　-Haha!youwerecheated!

　　2.BestwishesandIbelieveyourEnglishwillbebetterandbetter!

　　3.Ayoungblindboyisbeingtuckedintobedbyhismother.Themomsays"NowBilly,prayreallyhardtonightandtomorrow,yourwishwillcometrue!".

　　Billysays,"Ok,mommy."andgoestosleep.thenextmorning,Billywakesupandscreams"MOMMYI"mstillblind,mywishdidn""tcometrue!".

　　Themomanswered,"Iknow-AprilFools!"

　　4.Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoI"llbeinyourhandsallday.

　　Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudaily

　　5.Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?