英语幽默故事大全【四篇】

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　　英文幽默故事：TheDeathofAManEater(1)

　　Tigerseatfleshofotheranimalsintheforest.Generallytigersdonotkilltigers.Theylikeonlythefleshofotheranimals.Atigerhastobeveryquickincatching1otheranimals.Butanoldtigerorawoundedtigercannotrunfast.Atsuchtimesitcanonlycatchpeople.Peoplecannotrunasfastasanimals.Thereforetheybecameeasyprey2totigersorotheranimals.Aftereatinghumanfleshonce,atigerwillnotgetanyotherflesh.Suchatigeriscalledaman-eater.

　　OnceatigerinajungleinUttarPradeshinIndiaturnedaman-eater.Ithadkilledwomenandmenintheforest.Thesepeoplehadgoneintotheforesttocollectfirewood,fruits,rootsandotherthings.Aftersuchincidentspeoplestoppedgoingintotheforest.

　　Thentheman-eaterstartedtovisitthenearbyvillagesquiteoften.Itkilledpeopleordomestic3animals.Thevillagesbecamepanicky.Theconcernedgovernmentwantedtodosomething.ItrequestedJimCorbetttohelpthevillagers.Heagreedtotrackdowntheman-eater.

　　JimCorbettwasanexperthunter.Hehaddevelopedalotofexperiencewithtigersandotherwildanimals.Hewasaloverofwildlife.Hedidnotliketokillwildanimalsforpleasureorsport.Buthehadnothesitatedtokillman-eaters.Thiswasonlytohelpthepeopleintrouble.

　　JimCorbettarrivedatthevillagewithhisrifle.Theriflewasapowerfulone.Itcouldkillbigandstronganimalslikethelion,thetigerandelephant.Hehadcollectedalltheinformationregardingtheman-eater.Heselectedaplace.Thetigerusedtocomethereoften.JimCorbettbuiltaplatform.Thisplatformwasfixed4onahighbranch.Ayoungbuffalo5wastiedtothenearbytree.JimCorbettwaitedallnight.Butthetigerdidnotcome.Perhapsithadscented6thehidingmanandhispowerful.

　　JimCorbettchangedhisplan.Hewentbacktothevillage.Afterthatthetigercame.Itkilledthebuffalo.Thenitdraggedthedeadbuffalointhejungle.ThevillagerstoldJimCorbettthisnews.JimCorbettthenwentintotheforestinsearchofthetiger.Atlasthereachedtheplace.Heclimbedatreetofindoutthetiger.Thetigerhadeatenaportionofthedeadbodyofthebuffalo.Itwaslyingatadistance.Slowlyandcautiously7hefollowedthetrack.Hefoundthetigerrestingafteragoodmeal.Atfirsthehesitatedtoshootasleepingtiger.Butthenthiswasnotagoodtiger.Itwasaman-eater.Withthisthoughtinmind,hesenttwobulletsintothesleepingtiger’shead.Thetigerdiedatonce.Thevillagerswerehappy.

　　英文幽默故事：GoodCompanyandBadCompany(2)

　　Twoparrotshadbuilttheirnestonabanyan1tree.Thefemale2parrotlaidtwoeggsinthenest.Aftersometime,theeggslatched3.Twochickscameoutofthem.Theparentbirdstookgoodcareofthem.Afterfewweeks,theyoungbirdswereabletoflyforsomedistances.Thefatherbirdsaid,“Wehavetakengoodcareofouryoungones.Wehavefedthemwelltoo.Theyhaveplayedtogether.Theyhavelearned4tofly.Nowtheycantakecareofthemselves.Letusslowlyleavethemtodecideontheirown."

　　Everymorningtheparentbirdsflewouttofetchfoodfortheyoungbirds.Thentheyreturnedintheeveningwithfoodfortheiryoungchildren.Thiswastheirliveswentonforawhile.

　　Ahuntersawthisbehaviorofthesebirds.Helearnedthattheoldbirdswentoutinthemorning.Hedecided5tocatchtheyoungbirdsaftertheoldbirdswouldgoawayinthemorning.Asplannedhecaughttheyoungbirds.Theyoungbirdsstruggledtheirbesttofreethemselvesfromtheclutches6ofthehunter.Oneofthetwoyoungbirdsescapedfromthehunter.Theotherbirdwastakeninacagebythehuntertohishouse.

　　“Icaughttow7birds.ButIlostoneparrot,"saidthehuntertohischildren.Andhefurtheraddedtohischildren,“Keepthisparrotsafelyinthecageandplaywiththisparrot."

　　Thehunter’schildrenplayedwiththeparrot.Verysoontheparrotinthehouseofthehunterlearnttospeakfewwords.Thechildrensaidtotheirfather,“Dad,ourparrothaslearnttosayafewwords."

　　Theotherparrotflewaway.Ithadescapedfromthehunter.Itflewforsometime.Thenitcametoahermitage.Someholymenlivedinthehermitage.Theydidnotdoanyharmtotheyoungparrot.Theyoungparrotstayedthere.Itlistenedtotheirtalk.Itlearnttosayafewwords.

　　Acertaintravelerwaswalkingnearthehunter’shut.Hewastires.Hesatnestthehut.Heheardtheparrotspeak.Itsaid,“Fool,whyhaveyoucomehere?Iwillcutyourthroat."

　　Thetravelerwasverysorrytohearsuchbadwords.Hegotupimmediately.Helefttheplaceinahurry.Thenhewalkedforsometimeandreachedthehermitage.Theparrotwassittingonatreenearthehermitage.

　　Theparrotspoke8,“Welcome,traveler.Welcometothishermitage.Wehavealotofgoodfruitsinthisforest.Eatwhateveryoulike.Theholymenwilltreatyouwell."

　　Thetravelerwassurprised.Hesaidtotheparrot.“Imetayoungparrotnearahunter’shut.Itspokebadly.Ilefttheplaceimmediately.NowIhavemetyou.Youspeaksowell.Yourwordsarekindandgentle.Bothyouandtheotherbirdsareparrots.Thenwhythisdifferenceinyourlanguageisthere?"

　　Bythisstatement,theparrotinthehermitageguessedthattheotherparrotwasnoneotherthanitsbrother.Thehermitageparrotsaid,“Traveler,theotherparrotismybrother.Butwehavelivedintwodifferentplaces.Mybrotherhaslearntthehunter’slanguage.ButIhavelearntthelanguageofholypeople.Itisthecompanythatshapesyourwordsanddeeds."

　　Goodcompanyhelpsyoulearngoodthings.Badcompanymakesyouleanbadthings.

　　英文幽默故事：FairShares(3)

　　AliandAbrahamwerebrothers.Theirmotherdiedveryearly.Theirfatheralsodiedaftersometime.Heleftforhissonsacowandadate-tree.

　　Aliwascunning1.Hewasgreedytoo.Abrahamwaskindandhonest.Hetrustedhiselderbrother.Theywantedtodividetheirfather’sproperty2.Alisaid,“Iwillbeveryfairwithyou,Abraham.Youtakethefrontportion3ofthecowasyourshare.Iwilltakethehind5sideofthecow.Eachonegetshisprofitonlyfromhisshare."Inthesamewaythetreewasalsodivided.TheupperpartofthetreewenttoAli.Andthelower6partofthetreewenttoAbraham.

　　Abrahamfedthecowverywellfreshgrassandwater.Thecowbecamehealthy.Itgavelotofmilk.Aligotthemilk.Hesoldthemilkandgotalotofmoney.Buthedidnothare4themoneywithAbraham.Abrahamaskedhisbrotherabouthisshareofmoney.Alireplied,“Igotthemilkfrommyportionofourcow.Hindpartismineaspertheagreement.Eachofusgetsthebenefits7onlyfromhispart."Abrahamsaidnothing.

　　AwisemanadvisedAbraham.HesaidsomethingintheearofAbraham.ThenextdayAliwasmilkingthecow.ThenAbrahambeatthecowinthefrontportion.Thecowstartedkicking.AlishoutedatAbraham.“Youfool!Whydoyoubeatthecow?Donotseememilkingthecow?"

　　“Thefrontportionofthecowismine.Icandoanything.Thatisouragreement,"saidAbraham.

　　Alicouldnotsayanything.Finallyheagreedtosharethemoney.Abrahamsaid,“Notjustmoney.Youmustalsosharetheworkoffeedingandtakingcareofthecowtoo."Aliagreed.

　　Withregardtothetree,Alihadtakenupperpartofthetree.Hemadeholesontheupperpartofthetree.Akindofsweet-smellingjuicecameoutoftheseholes.Thejuicewascollectedinpots.Thesepotswerekeptneartheholes.Alisoldthejuiceformoney.Buthedidnotshareeitherthemoneyorthejuicewithhisbrother.

　　AgainthewisemanadvisedAbraham.ThenextdayAliwasonthetopofthetree.Hewasfixingpotsneartheholes.AtthattimeAbrahamwascuttingthelowerpartofthetree.AlishoutedatAbraham.ButAbrahamremindedAliabouttheagreement.Hesaid,“Icandoanythingwithmypart.Youcannotquestionorstopme."

　　Alinowrealizedhismistakes.Hesaid,“Abraham,Ihavebeenabadbrothertoyou.Ifeelashamed8ofmyselfishness9.Iaskyourpardon.Ipromisetolookafteryouwellhereafter."

　　Andsohedid.Boththebrotherslivedhappily.Theysharedtheprofit.

　　英文幽默故事：Yussouf(4)

　　Yussoufwasasheik.Hewassittingatthedoorofhisdent1inthedesert.Itwasnight.Nothingwasvisibleinthedesert.Theonlylightwasthelightthatcamefromthestartsinthesky.Theyweretwinklinginthesky.Thesheikwassadatheart.Hehadbeensecretlyweepingformanydaysandnights.Hiseldest2sonhadbeenkilled.

　　Suddenly,astrangercamerunningtothetent.HefellatthefeetofYussouf.Hesaid,“OChief,saveme.Myenemiesarecomingafterme.Theywanttokillme.Iamstarving.Icannotrunanymore.Allmencallyougood.Saveme.OChief,letmestayinyourtentforonenight."

　　Yussoufaskedthestrangertoenterhistent.Hesaid,“Youareastranger,butyouarewelcome.Youcansharewithmemyfoodandshelter.Godhasgiventhemtome.Godisourfather.Hehasbuiltthisearthforus.Theskyprotectsusall.Godgivesusfoodandshelter.Ihaveneverrefusedtograntanyoneafavor.Thereforecomeintomytentasmyguest.Sharewithmemyfood.Noonewillharmyou."

　　Thestrangerentered.Yussoufembracedhimashishonoredguest.Aftertakingfood,thestrangerlaydowntosleep.

　　Thenextday,thesunhadnotrisenup.Thedesertwascalmandstill.Yussouf,gently,wokeupthestranger.Hegavethestrangerabagofgold.Hesaid,“Myfriend,Ihopeyouhadagoodsleep.Thefoodmusthavegivenyousomestrength.Nowyoumustescapefromyourenemiesbeforethesunrises.Ihavekeptmybesthorsereadyforyou.Flybeforeyourenemiescome."

　　Thestrangergotup.HereceivedthebagofgoldfromYussouf.HelookedatYussoufforsomemoments.Therewassomestrugglegoingoninhismind.Thensuddenlyhisfacebecamebrighter.HefellatthefeetofYussouf.Thenhesaid,“OgoodandnobleChief!Youhadbeensokindtome.Yougavemefoodandshelter.Youhadsavedmylife.ButIhadbeensobad.Ikilledyourson.IamAbraham.Nowkillme!Iamreadyforpunishmentandrevengefromyou."

　　Thesheikwasshocked.Hewasmotionless.Hewasstrugglingbetweenrevengeandforgivenessinhismind.Shouldhetakerevenge?Shouldhereturnevilforevil?Orshouldhereturngoodforevil?Finallyheputhishandintohispocket.Hedrewoutmoregold.HegaveittoAbraham.Thenhesaid,“Hereisgoldthreetimesmore.Takethisandgoaway.Iwillnotkillyou.Youhavebeennobleenoughtoconfess.HowcanIbelessnobletorefusetoforgiveyou!Thethoughtofrevengehadbeenburninginmymind.Goawayandtakethethoughtofrevengefromme."

　　“Imustgiveupthethoughtofrevenge.Onlythenmysonwillsleepinpeace.Youhavebeenmyguest.Icannotkillmyguest.MayGodforgivebothofus–meforkeepingrevengeinmythoughtandyouformurderingmyson!"saidtheSheikandhewentofftoprayGod.